Hot House Momma

October 04, 2006

happy hump day

1) Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

2) Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.

3) Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

4) Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!"

5) Social Security sex. You get a little each month, but not enough to live on!

6) Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your spouse screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.