July 09, 2006
freshman 20 or 30
So, amongst all the fun in Cabo. Obviously not thinking or in my right mind frame. I made a friendly, little fluffy wager to lose 30 pounds by the end of September. Me and bridezilla head to head, or thigh to thigh.
NO crack pipes allowed.(This will really make losing the weight hard) That is a bad joke people. I'm also not into the whole throwing up thing. I mean I would be, but really if I am going to be puking it better be from a) a really bad stomach flu b) one hell of a good night of drinking in some tropical place c) just not at all because throwing up really makes me feel icky-a little to close to the toilet for my face. I also can't imagine taking trim spa or any other supplement of this nature. Though in retrospect I would really love to be on a commercial and say "trim spa" in a breathy voice like Anna Nicole and also look like as though there was some sort of face metamorphosis after losing weight. Maybe the Star Jones special? Alright so I will eat right and exercise, but that is so being a follower.
Bottom line, I'm not sure I can get down 30 pounds in less then 3 months. I am somewhat confident I can get down two sizes. Not fully convinced. Let the games begin. Or should I say the crankiness and boring eating habits. I can say with our reservation that I will not be giving up chocolate.
I started jogging and taking a kickboxing class. This should help lose some flub, not fup, but flub. Please tell me I have no fup.
The one problem is consuming endless bodies of water. Mostly because water and I are more like water and oil, but I am really going to try and get that 40 gallons of water down. I actually enjoy eating salads, so that won't be a problem. The issue will be not having blue cheese crumbles and candied pecans on top. Yay for lettuce.
Do you have any suggestions to help me make this goal?
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