July 08, 2006
me think you beautiful mongo
This morning I'm on the phone with my favorite crony, chit chatting about everything under the sun. When I suddenly feel compelled to share a little story. (come'on bitches you know the ones) The stories that quite honestly tell your friends a little more about your inner workings then maybe they should know. Nope,this is not a sex story.
Let me digress a little. We all know I went for laser removal earlier in the week. What you don't know is this.
Take/scene one
HHmomma walking out the door with HHgirl in tow
being most careful not to bang one's audacious head on the door frame
I swagger over to the elevator. Ahh... I think to myself... no more fuzz
two gentlemen step on the elevator
immediately ohhin and ahhing over Miss HHgirl
me just a glow, as if complimenting ones daughter is an extension of how they, too are relieved that I now have fuzz free zones
I carry on to the car
then I take that once dreaded glance into the rear view mirror
knowing that I am semi fuzz free and then..
AHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
my ENTIRE face/neck red with cow patty size welts.
I am humbled
head deflates to beetle-juice size
posted by Becca at 10:20 PM
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1 Comments:
Oh my goodness! You'll have to forgive me. I thought you were talking about laser removal for another part of your body. I have a friend who did that. I'm not very bright these days!
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