July 08, 2006
me think you beautiful mongo
This morning I'm on the phone with my favorite crony, chit chatting about everything under the sun. When I suddenly feel compelled to share a little story. (come'on bitches you know the ones) The stories that quite honestly tell your friends a little more about your inner workings then maybe they should know. Nope,this is not a sex story.
Let me digress a little. We all know I went for laser removal earlier in the week. What you don't know is this.
HHmomma walking out the door with HHgirl in tow
being most careful not to bang one's audacious head on the door frame
I swagger over to the elevator. Ahh... I think to myself... no more fuzz
two gentlemen step on the elevator
immediately ohhin and ahhing over Miss HHgirl
me just a glow, as if complimenting ones daughter is an extension of how they, too are relieved that I now have fuzz free zones
I carry on to the car
then I take that once dreaded glance into the rear view mirror
knowing that I am semi fuzz free and then..
my ENTIRE face/neck red with cow patty size welts.
I am humbled
head deflates to beetle-juice size
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