Hot House Momma

May 24, 2006

momma needs a new razor

and maybe a life outside the house this afternoon. Shishh doing all the indoor activities, bills, laundry, feed kids, naps, sit on ars, eat bon bons, on vacation all my life, this is what HHH thinks. Anyway.

I took my kin to the park this am. Quite early. Sporting some Capris. Look down. Oh no.. do these things stretch, can I make them full length.

Gasp.

I had porcupine legs. Really gross, no excuse, disgusting tree hugging porcupine legs.

Sorry moms and kids at park. No one should be subject to this show of bad grooming.

HHH might say this happens frequently, but that is just not true.

gag.