March 07, 2006

top ten signs your cat is too fat

10. Gets winded purring

9. Instead of trying to run from dogs, sits on them

8. The Maury people call every damn hour

7. Ears perk up whenever you mention Wendy's Free Fixin's Bar

6. He used 8 lives on heart attacks

5. Cat carrier is a Ford Escort

4. Richard Simmons' cat staged intervention

3. Can only wear cute sweaters from the Big and Tall Kitty Shop

2. Litter box so huge, it has nude bathing section

1. Instead of "meow" he says, "mayo"
source: david letterman


Blogger Mente Rapada said...

excellent site...


March 07, 2006 4:34 PM  
Blogger auntjeri said...

My cat has been screeching since I got home.....AFTER I feed him....what is up with that?????

March 07, 2006 6:41 PM  

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