February 02, 2006

me think you beautiful, mongo

This morning I'm on the phone with my favorite crony, chit chatting about everything under the sun. When I suddenly feel compelled to share a little story. (come'on bitches you know the ones) The stories that quite honestly tell your friends a little more about your inner workings then maybe they should know. Nope,this is not a sex story.

Let me digress a little. We all know I went for laser removal earlier in the week. What you don't know is this.

Take/scene one

Rebecca walking out the door with Avery in tow

being most careful not to bang one's audacious head on the door frame

I swagger over to the elevator. Ahh... I think to myself... no more fuzz

two gentlemen step on the elevator

immediately ohhin and ahhing over Miss Avery

me just a glow, as if complimenting ones daughter is an extension of how they, too are relieved that I now have fuzz free zones

I carry on to the car

then I take that once dreaded glance into the rear view mirror

knowing that I am semi fuzz free and then..

AHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

my ENTIRE face/neck red with cow patty size welts.

I am humbled

head deflates to beetle-juice size

1 Comments:

Blogger auntjeri said...

I'm laughing...I don't know what to say except...I'm laughing...

February 02, 2006 5:41 PM  

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