April 12, 2006

a few truisms for today

*Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

*Misers aren't much fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.

*The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

*The real reason you can't take it with you is that it goes before you do.

*Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.

*A man (or woman) who can smile when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.


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